{"id":66685,"date":"2024-01-29T17:18:41","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T10:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66685"},"modified":"2024-01-29T17:18:41","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T10:18:41","slug":"a-little-girl-and-a-little-boy-were-at-day-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-little-girl-and-a-little-boy-were-at-day-care\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care."},"content":{"rendered":"

A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care.\n

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.\n

The girl approaches the boy and says,\n

\u201cHey Johnny, want to play Mummies and Daddies?\u201d\n

He says,\n

\u201cSure! What do you want me to do?\u201d\n

The girl replies,\n

\u201cI want you to communicate your feelings.\u201d\n

\u201cCommunicate my feelings?\u201d said the bewildered boy.\n

\u201cI have no idea what that means.\u201d\n

The little girl smirks and says, \u201cPerfect. You can be the husband.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care. A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, \u201cHey Johnny, want to play Mummies and Daddies?\u201d He says, \u201cSure! What do you want me to do?\u201d The girl replies, \u201cI want you\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66688,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66685","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/75.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66685\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}