An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints.\n
\u201cI see spots before my eyes,\u201d he said.\n \u201cIt\u2019s due to old age,\u201d said the doctor.\n \u201cNo food agrees with me,\u201d said the man.\n \u201cThat too is due to old age,\u201d said the doctor.\n \u201cThe digestive system becomes weaker as we grow older.\u201d\n \u201cMy back is giving me trouble,\u201d persisted the man.\n \u201cSometimes the pain becomes unbearable.\u201d\n \u201cOld age,\u201d said the doctor.\n This was too much for the man.\n \u201cWhy do you go on saying \u2018old age, old age\u2019,\u201d he screamed.\n \u201cIf you cannot cure me, say so. I\u2019ll go elsewhere.\u201d\n \u201cSee how easily you lost your temper,\u201d said the doctor.\n \u201cThat is another characteristic of old age.\u201d\n At last, the old man slaps him, and the doctor asks,\n \u201cWhy did you slap me?\u201d\n Old man said \u201cThis is also due to old age, you see\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. \u201cI see spots before my eyes,\u201d he said. \u201cIt\u2019s due to old age,\u201d said the doctor. \u201cNo food agrees with me,\u201d said the man. \u201cThat too is due to old age,\u201d said the doctor. \u201cThe\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66660,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66659","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/70.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66659\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}