{"id":65206,"date":"2024-01-11T10:32:39","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T03:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65206"},"modified":"2025-02-27T17:27:15","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T10:27:15","slug":"a-hot-new-secretary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-hot-new-secretary\/","title":{"rendered":"A H0t New Secretary…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The real estate boss got a h.0.t new secretary.\n

Afraid of make l.0.v3 h@rassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust, he decided to put some moves on her.\n

But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.\n

So, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her.\n

\u201cListen, baby, we may have gone to b3d together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?\u201d\n

Looking him in the eyes, she replied, \u201cMy lawyer!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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