{"id":62399,"date":"2023-11-08T21:00:42","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62399"},"modified":"2023-11-08T15:34:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T08:34:02","slug":"mommy-look-at-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/mommy-look-at-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Mommy, look at this!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Mommy, look at this!\n</h3><p>As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.\n</p><p>At one point, she said, \u201cMommy, look at this,\u201d and stuck out two of her fingers.\n</p><p>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, \u201cMommy gonna eat your fingers!\u201d pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.\n</p><p>When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.\n</p><p>I said, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong honey?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cMommy, where\u2019s my booger?\u201d\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-61822 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/10%5C/download-2.jpeg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"225\"' height='\"225\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/download-2.jpeg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h5><span style='\"color:'>SEE MORE: <a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/four-guys-are-at-a-high-school-reunion-and-one-of-them-goes-to-the-restroom%5C/%5C%22">Four Guys Are At A High School Reunion And One Of Them Goes To The Restroom\n<h3>A blonde man called an airline customer service desk\n</h3><p>A blonde man called an airline customer service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.\n</p><p>\u201cSure,\u201d the airline agent said, \u201cas long as you provide your own kennel.\u201d\n</p><p>She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.\n</p><p>The customer was perplexed, \u201cI\u2019ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!\u201d<br>\n<img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-61830 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/10%5C/images.jpeg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"222\"' height='\"227\"'>\n</p><h4>Check out other social channels at<a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"><span style='\"color:'> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy, look at this! 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