{"id":104912,"date":"2024-12-25T10:26:32","date_gmt":"2024-12-25T03:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=104912"},"modified":"2024-12-25T10:26:32","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T03:26:32","slug":"8-reasons-why-santa-claus-is-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/8-reasons-why-santa-claus-is-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Reasons Why Santa Claus Is A Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>Santa Claus Is A Woman Because:\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The vast majorities of men don\u2019t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-104947 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/thefinejournal.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/12%5C/8-Reasons-Why-Santa-Claus-Is-A-Woman.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"732\"' height='\"915\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/8-Reasons-Why-Santa-Claus-Is-A-Woman.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p><span style='\"font-size:'>Men can\u2019t pack a bag.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Men would rather be dead than be caught wearing red velvet.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Men would feel their masculinity is threatened\u2026having to be seen with all those elves.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Men don\u2019t answer their mail.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Men aren\u2019t interested in stockings unless somebody\u2019s wearing them.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Santa Claus Is A Woman Because: The vast majorities of men don\u2019t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree. A man would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Men can\u2019t pack a bag.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":104947,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-104912","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/8-Reasons-Why-Santa-Claus-Is-A-Woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104948,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104912\/revisions\/104948"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/104947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>