Little Johnny was eating breakfast Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so…
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Young woman ran up to me at the cemetery This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through…
A Man Goes Into The Public Swimming Pool A young man goes into the public swimming pool because he wants to swim the 100 meters. At…
He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his…
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was…
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and…
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and…
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you…
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of…
An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in…