A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next…
Browsing: Jokes
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One…
A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said “Lool Area” He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.…
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after…
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is…
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man…
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally…
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around…
A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing…
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the…